Tuxedo Wisdom

Anonymous asked: Dear Tuxedo Kamen-sama, have you ever met Mochizuki Yuuta? If so, did you two ever sing Tuxedo Mission together? Love, Kate

Dear Kate,
I have met Mr. Mochizuki, but we did not sing. Instead I merely asked him for some tips on building muscle.
Adieu,
Tuxedo Kamen

unicornsandwrackspurts asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you have been given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s always sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. <3 :)

Anonymous asked: Please... draw me a sheep.

ttrannasaurus asked: How do you get effeminate men to like you? (Fisheye, for example)

I honestly do not know. If someone thinks that they do, please tell me so that I can stop it.

Anonymous asked: You are always stoic... Can you teach me how to control emotions? :)

I really cannot. Can you please teach me how to express my emotions?

ttrannasaurus asked: If you were to roll with Spandex Cowl, what would your Batmobile (errr.. Maskmobile? Tuxedomobile?) look like?

I would probably pimp out my Alfa Romeo SZ to become the Tuxemobile, and rescue maidens with its fine upholstery.

Anonymous asked: Oh, Tuxedo Mask, why aren't you in the Justice League? You're rich and classy like Batman but he's in and you're not.

I would tell you if I could but they never reply to my Tuxedo Letters.

Anonymous asked: I accidentally all your roses. ALL of your roses. Is this bad?

You may need to see a doctor. Fortunately, I am a doctor.

It’s bad.

That will be $400.

Anonymous asked: TUXEDO MASK! You're dating Usagi? But I know for a fact she's dating Mamoru!

I- I’m not dating her. She is… merely a very close friend whom I buy birthday presents for. I would never want to step on the toes of such a handsome and kind young man as Mamoru.

Anonymous asked: What you bought for Usagi's last birthday? Was she happy?

I surprised her and ordered her a chocolate and strawberry cake with white chocolate trimmings and fresh cream that was four feet tall. She seemed happy, yes.