Tuxedo Wisdom

This Tumblr is queued to publish one of Tuxedo Masks's speeches every day for some Tuxedo Wisdom all up in your dash.

If there is a maiden feeling the pain of romance, I will appear!

Tags: #to pick them up on the rebound #159

People who abuse food have no right to entertain others! Now, Sa- … NOW, SAILOR MOON!

Tags: #incredible #best ever #158

Pure, innocent maidens who love sweet foods… I cannot forgive fake dentists who snare them into unfair traps!

Tags: #overly specific #153

I-

I can’t

I fucking can’t

There’s no way to express the brilliance of Mamoru’s speech in episode 146 and he doesn’t even get to say it, so you’ll just have to watch it yourself

Tags: #146 #I can't #incredible

Suspicious doll lost in the night’s curtains, haunted by the midsummer night’s dream. I, Tuxedo Mask, cannot forgive you!

Tags: #well that's a bit harsh #tripping balls #145

Anonymous asked: Dearest Tuxedo Mask...

How is it that the senshi can breath in outer space and on objeccts with no atmosphere? I thought you might know because you seem so wise.

There is no problem that love cannot solve. Adieu.

The beach is a garden of beauties in swimsuits. It is not well-suited to bombs! Massive amounts of gunpowder should be for large fireworks to light up the night sky!

Tags: #This is the speech that made me want to make this Tumblr #144

Someone who wrecks such a beautiful garden into pieces is a villain!

Tags: #142 #everybody's villains or maidens

It is a woman’s eternal wish to stay beautiful in the latest fashions. To protect the wishes of all women, I am here!

Tags: #seems legit #140

Sailor Moon, you’ve gained weight again. You’re heavy.

Tags: #no really he says this #what a hunk #138