Tuxedo Wisdom

This Tumblr is queued to publish one of Tuxedo Masks's speeches every day for some Tuxedo Wisdom all up in your dash.

Anonymous asked: Tuxedo Mask, how do you get your fabulous threads dry-cleaned? Do you transform and then strip, or can you conjure them off of your body?

I don’t think you quite understand how unbelievably rich I am. I do not ever dry-clean my suits; I merely don a new one each time I hear a maiden somewhere in distress. The trunk of my Italian car is, in fact, full of suits. I burn the old ones to hide evidence and for rustic charm. Adieu.

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